(Source: teapayne)
This should have been my speech
Show s how bad the economy is getting..
Some questions:
Is ass wash the same as a general body wash?
When you say “white people bread” I assume that’s wheat bread.
Good mayo .. Hellman’s or Kraft?
shopping list found at Wal-Mart. From now on, I will only be referring to condoms as ‘dong bags.’ via
spongebob…. explains it all
he really does care
(Source: smells-like-sex)
